Bear called the police… it was a better solution than allowing me to go around there to tell them to shut the fuck up… or else… I’d have no problem throwing my toaster in their pool.
Tag Archives: Shopping
Bear, Drax & My Fucked-Up Arm
Drax, is very much like his human Daddy, in that he doesn’t bother to think things through before doing them. Yesterday evening he decided his dinner time was at 6.30pm, when in fact it’s at 8pm.
#1 Son, Online Shopping & English Food In England
Last night #1 son called just as Bear was deciding whether he needed an extra few minutes to finish whatever was so important he had to still be doing it at 9pm.
Insignificant Days, Drax The Destroyer & Mahoosive Burgers
So then I shut my stupid brain up by browsing the ‘Net for beds and collars and leashes and harnesses and puppy toys and training equipment and puppy friendly, eco-friendly shampoo’s and conditioners and bath toys and towels and rope chews and squeaky toys and glow in the dark jingly things and stuff that would keep a nine week old puppy entertained and happy, so it didn’t think about chewing on stuff I’d rather it didn’t.
Irony, Online Education & Returning To Normal
These past few days with the children have been interesting. Every morning from 8.30am until 12pm they’ve attended school via Google Classroom, interacted with their tutors over Google Meet and even managed to get ahead of their classwork.
The Salon Goddess, Dropping Like Flies & The Stubborn Ass Mommy.!
Apparently, a lot of the guests have pulled out due to the risk of getting the Coronavirus, and the fear of spreading it to their loved ones. They seem to be dropping like flies. My sister is of course, still adamant that it’s going ahead regardless…
Matters Of Communication & The Wrong Shoes
We chatted about the wedding, travel plans and social commitments that are causing me a great deal of stress, and my hopes to see my son when we get to the UK.
Bras, Shoes & Ferry Crossings
At this rate I’m going to have a week to break the new shoes in before wearing them for 11 hours straight. 😦 I have a
Big Boobs, Carnival & The Mommy
The problem with being shaped like an upside down pear is that you have to wear tops and blouses and dresses to fit your bust, not your body.
Zoodles, Harlot Shoes & Hair Bumps
He doesn’t seem to have quite grasped that I’m far more likely to break an ankle or my neck in those heels than look at all alluring…
