Living La Vida Loca – Page 10

Broken Sleep, A Roman Museum & The Male Model

Of course getting home again was a massive relief, but this morning I’m not sore, other than a little in my lower back and I’m nowhere near as incapacitated as I would normally be.

Coffee Maid, Facial Cesspit & Over-Sensitivity, Perhaps.?

The boy child is already well aware that being willing to make the coffee is going to bite him on the ass… When I asked for volunteers, his sister pretended not to hear me… she’s a smart girl sometimes…

Predatory Monopoly: Observe, Target and Destroy

He feels anyone not playing the game his way is not playing the game properly, so are holding him back. I’m a predatory player. The first time, I’ll observe my opponents and how they play.

Monopoly, Burns & ‘Surprise’ Tattoos

…he’s already gone and had two tattoos done by her without giving me a say in it and now he expects me to allow her to ink me without having a say.

Carnival Food, Bathroom Scales & A Comedic Teenager

All of which came after the HUGE apricot jam doughnuts and cappuccinos, and then there was home made waffles and sweet rosé wine.

Big Boobs, Carnival & The Mommy

The problem with being shaped like an upside down pear is that you have to wear tops and blouses and dresses to fit your bust, not your body.

Zoodles, Harlot Shoes & Hair Bumps

He doesn’t seem to have quite grasped that I’m far more likely to break an ankle or my neck in those heels than look at all alluring…

Stocking Seam Tattoos & Pineapple Salsa

It would look pretty awesome with the tattoo dress and Rockabilly heels. I’m going to have to practice getting my hair in a quiff though.

Stroppy Teen, Snazzy Dressing & Plain White Shoes (Or How To Piss Your Partner Off In 5, 4, 3….)

The very first men’s outfitters we tried, the clerk took one look at Bear and recommended another outfitters, he wasn’t even going to try and persuade us that he had anything that would fit him.