The Very, VERY Bad Day

He’d taken my baby to see some bloody woman he only knew from the fucking internet and dumped me at home on my own for fucking hours and gave not one SHIT about contacting me.!! As per usual, some other fucking woman was more important than me, what a surprise.!

My OCD Is Pissing Me Off.!

It encourages me to sanitise myself, the house, the dog and everything Bear has been within ten feet of. I am already using masks, gloves and hand sanitiser and wiping down everything before I touch it.

Insignificant Days, Drax The Destroyer & Mahoosive Burgers

So then I shut my stupid brain up by browsing the ‘Net for beds and collars and leashes and harnesses and puppy toys and training equipment and puppy friendly, eco-friendly shampoo’s and conditioners and bath toys and towels and rope chews and squeaky toys and glow in the dark jingly things and stuff that would keep a nine week old puppy entertained and happy, so it didn’t think about chewing on stuff I’d rather it didn’t.

A Compulsion To Be Obsessive and other Germs

So every time I coughed I used a tissue, threw it away and washed my hands, face and hygiene sprayed my immediate area, to kill the germs. If I sneezed it was the same, except I used a Qtip dipped in hygiene spray to wipe around my nostrils to kill the germs that caused the sneeze.

Random Ass Shit

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CLAYTOONZ

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