wildwantonandweary

Carnival Food, Bathroom Scales & A Comedic Teenager

All of which came after the HUGE apricot jam doughnuts and cappuccinos, and then there was home made waffles and sweet rosé wine.

Big Boobs, Carnival & The Mommy

The problem with being shaped like an upside down pear is that you have to wear tops and blouses and dresses to fit your bust, not your body.

Zoodles, Harlot Shoes & Hair Bumps

He doesn’t seem to have quite grasped that I’m far more likely to break an ankle or my neck in those heels than look at all alluring…

Stocking Seam Tattoos & Pineapple Salsa

It would look pretty awesome with the tattoo dress and Rockabilly heels. I’m going to have to practice getting my hair in a quiff though.

Stroppy Teen, Snazzy Dressing & Plain White Shoes (Or How To Piss Your Partner Off In 5, 4, 3….)

The very first men’s outfitters we tried, the clerk took one look at Bear and recommended another outfitters, he wasn’t even going to try and persuade us that he had anything that would fit him.

Monday

Wish my neighbours would bugger off and annoy the German’s; they’re at it again, screaming and fighting with each other and slamming doors.

Inconsideration, 90’s Grunge & Go-Go Boots

He knows I can’t deal with new people without some preparation. He knows it stresses me the fuck out and makes me anxious and jumpy and nervous. He did it anyway.

Imelda Marcos, Roman Domestic Abusers & Road Racers

Some vintage, some retro styled, most glossy, sexy ‘fuck me’ shoes because I was that age, stripper heels a plenty, a pair of New Rock’s I bartered for because I couldn’t afford them but wanted them SO badly.

Stripper Heels, Climie Fisher & Enchilada Sauce (No, this is not a porn post.!)

No luck on finding anything even remotely suitable for a guy his size, so it looks like a bespoke job. I did find an awesome pair of men’s silver glitter stripper heels though… figured Bear wouldn’t entertain the idea… but I’m gonna ask him anyway. 😀