Today is day 42 of lockdown… and I haven’t killed anyone yet… I’d say that was quite an accomplishment. Mascarpone cheese is bloody hard to come by… nowhere around here has it… anyone got an explanation for that.?
Category Archives: Living La Vida Loca
Puppy Talk, Mummy Nostalgia & Being A Princess
I still remember him in that outfit, so tiny and so lovely and now he’s a dark humoured, sarcastic cynic who hates everyone and everything and has commitment issues.
Time Outs, Human Treats & Crap Clearing
How he can seriously think someone is going to pay good money for his ancient crap is beyond me. It’s well past vintage and bordering on antique, and not in a good way. Thirty year old Ikea furniture is not a thing.
Sleep Glorious Sleep, Walkies For Beginners & Boring Vegetarian Recipes
When Bear takes him out in the evening, he happily makes it to the front step before deciding he’d rather not and tries to wriggle out of going outside.
A Pet Store Visit & A Teacher Named Pain
If a puppy could get cabin fever, I’d say he has it. Two weeks stuck indoors with only a patio area to explore and the same two humans to look at day in and day out… boring.!!
The First Casualty, Fidget Bear & Lessons In Behaviour
Since then he’s stayed by Bear’s feet, alternately licking and holding his big toe between his teeth, without actually biting him. That’s one brave doggo.
Whiners, Rabble Rousing & Crate Training
Tough shit really… she has a bedroom, she could have gone up there, but no, she chooses to whine about it and turn on the tears… so Bear took them home.
Chewbacca, The Walking Dead & The Puppy Training Experts
The kids on the other hand have overshot that mark with me. Thanks to the lockdown, they get to stay two extra days after their usual weekend because they don’t have school, physically and Bear wants to be more hands on when he has the chance..
The Walking Stomach, A Great Niece & Shady Lockdown Dealings
He has a thing for my fluffy slippers and the strings on my hoodie.. well, my hoodie in general and seems to like biting my leg. From doing next to nothing, he’s now permanently doing something, usually something he shouldn’t be. Dear God, what possessed me to agree to this.?!
Why Is He Not Doing Anything.?
Poor Bear is bored, he was so excited about the new puppy and now he’s doing exactly the same thing he always does… sitting on his butt living on the Internet, waiting for the pup to wake up and be curious.
Dear Diary... 