And there it was… that massive HUH.?! So, it was my fault.? I had been holding him back from being the social butterfly he really was for the past 13 years.? The fuck.! I gave this some thought and then decided that for the most part, it was complete and utter bullshit.!!
Tag Archives: Daily Life
Moving House & Lofgren’s Syndrome OR Seriously Crap Timing.!
In early March, Bear and I decided now was the time to start the process of moving house. We’ve been in this hellhole for more than nine years and finally the house prices had started to rise, so we could finally afford to get out and find something new in a much better neighbourhood…
The Sadist And The Skin Tag OR Never Trust A Doctor With A Silly Grin
Now, my doctor is about 6 foot tall, blond, blue-eyed and always smiling, he’s a perky little bundle of joy, a husband and father, and the owner of a cute little golden Labrador. He’s also a sadistic fuck.!
How To Kill A Marriage, Secretly & Long Covid
She was absolutely devastated. They had no issues that she knew of. They’d never kept secrets from each other, as far as she knew, and to top it all, she had recently been diagnosed with breast cancer.! She was a mess and justifiably so.
Roller Blinds, Bathroom Woes, The Knee Specialist & Someone Bought MY House.!!!!
Bear was browsing through the estate agents websites looking at houses when he shows me his iPad screen and says “your house has sold”. The actual FUCK.?!! Who the..? What the..? How.?!! WHY.?!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo.! *wails* My house.!!
A Bear In The Bathroom, The Bacterial Infection & I Want That House
In the process of finding a way out of this house, I went through the websites of a few local estate agents and found THE house. MY house. The PERFECT house for us. A big, characterful house built in 1906, with an extension that houses a garage and a conservatory, with a garden that is half terraced and 12 metres by 10 metres.!
Slowly, A Professional Job, Dodging The Sadist & The Male Nurse
You make an account, design a limited avatar, write a bio and make a list of interests. The app. can match you with other people who have the same interests or you can browse through the list of users yourself.
Barred!, DIY Excuses & Chewable Dog Toys
If he doesn’t get his ass in gear and get the painting at least started before the end of next week, he’ll find I’ll have it finished by the time he gets home from work on day one.! I am not fucking around with this.
Martian Slavery, Expecting Too Much & The Food Stalker
Irritated beyond comprehension by the lack of Bear’s control over his bloody annoying daughter, both were in the firing line of my damned-near volcanic temper.
Teenagers, Pizza Rolls & World Domination
Like that makes it worth the 45 minutes you just spent cleaning everywhere and negates the fact they’ve just flushed the bloody expensive anti-lime toilet cleaner you squirted in there straight down the drain. Thanks kid. Next time, you can clean the loo.
Dear Diary... 