Don’t Get Me Started… – Page 8

Stripper Heels, Climie Fisher & Enchilada Sauce (No, this is not a porn post.!)

No luck on finding anything even remotely suitable for a guy his size, so it looks like a bespoke job. I did find an awesome pair of men’s silver glitter stripper heels though… figured Bear wouldn’t entertain the idea… but I’m gonna ask him anyway. 😀

Wedding Outfits, Lunch & Hair Dye Disasters

At this rate we’ll have to mix and match or pay a damned fortune for a bespoke suit he likely will never wear again. 😦

Spring, Liars & Awesome Curry

So much for not having political meetings until March.! The sneaky bastards have arranged a meeting for tomorrow night and for next Wednesday evening.

80’s Music, Immigrants & a Narcissistic Control Freak

He’s not sure he wants to though, which is fine with me, as his father is a manipulative narcissist, who controls people with emotional blackmail, intimidation and threatened violence. He treated me and my kids like shit for years. I walked aw

Pastry, Fucking Pastry & The Namer of Storms

Storm Ciara has decided to pay us a visit. Who makes up these names.? Do they get paid to.? Is there going to be a Storm Colin or a Hurricane Nigel at some point.?

Teenagers, Pizza Rolls & World Domination

Like that makes it worth the 45 minutes you just spent cleaning everywhere and negates the fact they’ve just flushed the bloody expensive anti-lime toilet cleaner you squirted in there straight down the drain. Thanks kid. Next time, you can clean the loo.

Buddy, Bear, Brexit and Learning To Speak Dutch

I got a Brexit letter yesterday from the local council, telling me that as some point between now and December 31 2020 I will be invited to apply for permanent residency in the Netherlands.

Crazy, Madly, Deeply In Love With Bear

He’d fibbed about being the person he really was, the person he’d described to me when we met, the man he’d made himself out to be was the person he wished he was, the person he wanted to be, not the person he was.

Coughing, Driving and Resisting The Urge

I like to drive even though I haven’t in almost seven years. Bear won’t let me. I have a driving license, he just won’t let me. He won’t add me to the insurance.

A Compulsion To Be Obsessive and other Germs

So every time I coughed I used a tissue, threw it away and washed my hands, face and hygiene sprayed my immediate area, to kill the germs. If I sneezed it was the same, except I used a Qtip dipped in hygiene spray to wipe around my nostrils to kill the germs that caused the sneeze.